| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
