Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
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