| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!
2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?
3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.
Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.
So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Dive Back into Classic Survival!
Looking for a pure Minecraft experience? Join us on PiggySMP – a Classic Survival Server where it’s all about exploration, building, and thriving with no shortcuts!
Why Choose Us?
PvP Action – Our server is PvP-enabled with Keep Inventory OFF for a true survival challenge! Friendly Community – Connect with players who love the classic survival grind. Low Ping for Asia – Hosted in Singapore for smooth, low-latency gameplay for players in Asia. Land Protection – Safeguard your base with our protection plugin. And Much More! – Come and see all that PiggySMP has to offer! Whether you’re a veteran or new to the game, everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, form alliances, and start your adventure today.
Join Now! PiggySMP.xyz Bedrock Port: 50559
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to embark on a journey like no other. Our server is so awesome that even the developers themselves can’t believe how amazing it is!
Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual cake and dancing like maniacs. Don’t miss out on the update coming on October 31 – rumor has it, it will bring unicorns and rainbows to the game!
Participate in our current events like Sim Room Overclock and NONSENSE RED, where you can dress up as a Red Hood Poll Costume and confuse your enemies with your fashion sense.
Upcoming events include Maintenance on October 31 (because even Minecraft servers need a spa day), and a Solo Raid against a Behemoth that will test your skills to the max.
Special recruits like Rumani and Cinderella are waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the Minecraft world together. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, where you can dress up your character in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.
But wait, there’s more! Use our secret codes to unlock hidden treasures and surprises that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the game!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Welcome to BonkNetwork, the ultimate semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with a twist! Our server combines the charm of classic Minecraft with an array of exciting features to enhance your gameplay. Dive into our dynamic world where you can:
Explore Custom Ranks: Progress through unique ranks and unlock exclusive perks.
Engage in Duels: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling duel battles.
Shop to Your Heart’s Content: Access our in-game shop to trade resources and gear up.
And More!
Join BonkNetwork today, where adventure and innovation meet. Ready to bonk into some fun?
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Is your mom a stupid fucking bimbo? Was she used by Chads as a cumdump? Share your bimbo mom stories and let’s all have a good laugh together. And hey, if you join our server, you might even get to build a monument to your bimbo mom in-game – now that’s a reason to join if I’ve ever heard one!
So come on, join us for some ridiculous fun and outrageous stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow bimbo mom enthusiasts to bond with. See you in the game!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
