| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9291 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
