⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Votes:	1742
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	221
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

202.181.188.45:25987

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5778	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	583	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	6936
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	1454
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Votes:	7643	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!