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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 710 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing pandas appear and start a flash mob in your mine shaft. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you soar through the skies and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword?
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so wild, you’ll never want to leave. From Serenade Promenade where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”, to Decagrammaton where you’ll face off against a giant boss that’s part octopus, part disco ball.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers decided to take over the Minecraft world. They built castles made of diamonds, rode pigs into battle, and tamed dragons with their incredible singing skills. And now, they’re looking for new recruits to join their wacky escapades!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the power to speak every language in the universe. Yes, even alien languages from distant planets! Imagine the possibilities of communicating with extraterrestrial beings while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you can’t afford to miss.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey of VTubers, Universe exploration, and Minecraft madness. Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7240 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3997 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 153 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
