No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
