No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 281 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
|---|---|
| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!
so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
