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| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 474 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
We have a secret underground city where players have to navigate through booby traps and solve riddles to find hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who love to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a volleyball tournament every Sunday where players have to battle it out on a floating island suspended in the sky. The catch? The volleyball is actually a TNT block and the losing team gets launched into the stratosphere!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9350 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
