☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7628	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	426	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Neets Club

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Crops Grown:	8710
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

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Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crops Grown:	3595	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

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Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2167
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1825	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

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🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2286
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Gridman LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4702
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	375	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	2036
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!