☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where Lobsters Rule, Gear is Weird, Challenges are Weak, and Events are Meek

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Server Overview:

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Join Discord

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond (the pond at /spawn). Place in water and right click with bait to activate. Sell catch back to Aaron.
Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Custom gear, available for purchase at the Gear Merchant found centrally at /spawn.
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and (weekly) challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft Survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server updated regularly?	Yes, the server is updated regularly with new features and fixes.
Can I play on the server with Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server is cross-platform, so you can play with both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there any in-game events or challenges?	Yes, there are quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	200
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchantments Applied:	208	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2657	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	226	Crops Grown:	4980
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	60	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9281	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5470	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	2724	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crops Grown:	3502
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.