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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8008 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4430 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! We got so many crazy things happening, you’ll be like “whaaaaat?!”
Did you know that the sum of all possible permutations of 314 (3,14 – π) is 1776? That’s the year when the United States declared independence from Great Britain! And on our server, we’re declaring independence from boring gameplay!
Join us and you’ll be battling zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow blocks! Plus, our secret underground club is where all the cool kids hang out – you’ll need a password, a secret handshake, and a pet parrot to get in!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
