| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 692 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideâtalk about a plot twist!
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action â join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyâitâs now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness â just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animalsâitâs a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishesâitâs now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8323 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyâitâs now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swingâitâs now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystalsâitâs now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
