Plunge into a world of anarchy where there are no rules. Infinite world, you can do whatever you want.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!
So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.
Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.
And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
