| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 47 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 1502 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.
Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.
So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 134 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 113 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!
But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!
But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
