🐟 Karasik – anarchy without donation, without rules Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Grief, License, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8399
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	78	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Licensed server 3 years without wipe No donation, private, tp World border of 30 million blocks Use of cheat clients is welcome¹Always up-to-date version of Minecraft Java No rules

Karasik is a Russian-language licensed² anarchy server that was launched on April 4, 2020.In all this time, the server has never been wiped, and the world server already weighs more than 5 terabytes.For the most part, the server is filled with a toxic audience that uses cheats, and griefing and murder are commonplace.There is no privacy here even at spawn and that is why it is all destroyed and flooded.

Anti-cheat blocks all cheats for fast movementThe server does not support login from pirated launchers

ip Moscow: karasique.comip Frankfurt: mc.karasique.com

play.karasique.com

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Votes:	3195
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	650003

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Zombie Dances:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4996
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Items Found:	5955
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	926
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	1425
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	3586
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9415
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4945	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9483
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2034	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4798	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	New Chunks Explored:	765585

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro