| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 617 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenāitās full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragonāit now guards their treasure chest.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6761 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 191 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookāit now helps with all reading-related quests.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesānow they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 497 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily complimentsāitās the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of goldāitās now a community treasure.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime storiesānow itās the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily complimentsāitās the most popular mirror on the server.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
ā„Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
ā„Port: 19132
ā„Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
