A very convenient server for relaxed gameplay and communication.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 198 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
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| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 987 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 7019 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
