| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.
Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 172 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1026 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
