| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4780 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 9616 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
