| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4932 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
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| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 246 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
