| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6888 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
