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| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.
But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 445 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 588 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 125 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
