Server on 1.12.2 ip: happyslug.aboba.host
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3159 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 107 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones for teleportation |
| Bucketable entities for convenience |
| Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay |
Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I keep my house safe? | We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops. |
| Are there regular events? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient. |
| How are crafting tweaks implemented? | We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
