A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 58 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 650 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 117 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 408 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
