A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2636 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
