A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!
Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.
So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.
But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 162 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.
so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.
plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.
so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
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Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds to face challenges, explore uncharted territories, and collect treasure while maintaining the vanilla essence of the game. With a vibrant community and regular updates, boredom is not an option here!
| IP Address | play.parallelmc.org |
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| Discord | https://discord.parallelmc.org |
| Server Website | https://www.parallelmc.org |
| Server Photos | https://www.minecraftforum.net/… |
A: Parallel offers a unique multiversal experience with rifts between worlds, custom features, an engaged community, active economy, and quality of life improvements.
A: You can join the server using the IP address play.parallelmc.org and also connect with our Discord community for updates.
A: Yes, the server has rules against griefing/looting, hacking, and requires respectful behavior towards other players. Full rules can be found on the server website.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?
Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.
Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.
So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.
Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
