A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!
But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
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| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Server IP | simplesmp.org |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go! |
| Can I use mods or cheats on the server? | Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine. |
| Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? | There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content. |
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 690489 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
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We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!
Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.
So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.
But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.
so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.
plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.
so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 189 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
