✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪ Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests

Based, BUILD, building, Buildingranks, Buildranks, Contest, Contests, Creative, Customterrain, Customworld, Freebuild, Nonpvp, Nopvp, Plots, RANK, Ranks, Rankup, Survival, Worldedit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

New Minecraft Servers

✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity.

ClownerCraft was founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!

✪ Our Servers ✪✪ Survival ✪No-PVP, No-Grief Survival serverA unique building-based ranks systemEconomy, with player-run shopsAccess Custom heads and maps in /tokenshop

✪ Creative ✪Plots and Freebuild creative worldsA unique building-based ranks systemLimited Worldedit accessAccess Custom heads and maps in /hdb and /tokenshop

✪ PureSurvival ✪Survival with no artificial flavoursNo-PVP, No Grief, No Ranks

✪ Carnival ✪A mini theme park right within our networkEnjoy functional rides and minigames.Win tokens to spend in our sandbox servers!

✪ Contests and Events ✪Bi-Weekly Contests and other eventsIncluding build contests, community projects and more

Website | Forums | Discord | Store

✪ ClownerCraft: A Network for Building ✪ Building-based Ranks | No-PVP Survival | Creative | Contests Minecraft Server

clownercraft.net

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	224	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Anime Future2025 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2025, animation, Anime, Anticipated, best year, culture, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, Future2025, History, japanese, long tail, Manga, movies, Otaku, Popular, series, streaming, television, Upcoming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is gonna be lit AF in 2025, like seriously, the best year in anime history! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow your mind!

We’ve got pixelated waifus, creeper-kun, and a giant Ender Dragon that spits out anime memes instead of fireballs!

Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this server, it’s gonna be more hype than the return of Naruto’s ramen shop! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and meme your way to victory! Let’s goooooo!

Athletic Club Minecraft SMP: 4th in La Liga, 5 Points Behind

4th, 4th place, Athletic, Athletic Bilbao, athletic club, challenge, club, Competition, european football, football, la liga, Leaders, Liga, Minecraft, Points, points behind, smp, Soccer, spanish football, spanish league, sports, sports analysis, sports news, standings, Title Race, top teams, Underdogs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3634
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t just build, we compete like we’re in the La Liga! Our Athletic Club is currently in 4th place, but with your help, we can take down the leaders and claim the top spot! Join us for intense PvP battles, crazy building challenges, and maybe even a few soccer matches on the side. Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual world with us? Come join the fun and show off your skills on our server!

SisCraft: No Marriage, No Problem!

arguments, Cheating, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trip, family vacation, family vacation conflicts, marital issues, Marriage, marriage problems, Problem, relationship advice, SisCraft, sister drama, sister’s husband, sister’s marriage

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and maybe even a few arguments over who gets the last diamond.

Just like on a family vacation to Bora Bora, you never know what kind of drama will unfold on our server. Will your virtual sister cause chaos with her redstone creations? Will your brother-in-law cheat his way to the top of the leaderboards? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no crying baby policy – unless it’s a baby zombie, then all bets are off. Join us and escape the real-life drama for some virtual fun that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

BelieveItOrNotMC, childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, debunked myths, false beliefs, funny beliefs, growing up, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions clarified, mistaken beliefs, myths debunked, naive beliefs, reality check, silly beliefs, smp, strange beliefs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	644088
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! So, like, when I was a kid, I totally thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a real-life diamond mine! Can you believe that? 😂 But, like, now I know that’s not true, but this server is still super cool and you should totally join because we have flying pigs and talking chickens! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on wacky adventures together! 🦄🌈🐷🐔💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ChildhoodDelusions #JoinUsNow

BlockbusterPain

acute pain, Agony, back pain, BlockbusterPain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, migraines, muscle pain, nerve pain, pain management, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5493
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and epic battles. Who needs a spa day when you can experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a horde of zombies while trying to build your dream castle? Trust us, the pain will be totally worth it when you emerge victorious and covered in diamond armor. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our server!

Sparkly Survival

age limit, application, ATTEND, Chill, commands, Community, Discord, Features, immature, Materials, Minecraft, Perks, Players, Ranks, released, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, sparkly, Staff, Survival, Systems, TOXIC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Sparkly Survival Server Overview

Server Name	Sparkly Survival
Release Date	18th December 2024
Server Features	Player-ran diamond economy 10 ranks with perks/commands Simple server with fun systems Monthly resetting resource worlds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by submitting a short application about yourself through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/sparklymc.

Q: What is the server’s economy based on?

A: The server has a player-ran diamond economy where players trade and use diamonds as the main currency.

Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?

A: While there isn’t a strict age limit, we do not accept immature applicants as we aim to maintain a friendly and welcoming community.

Q: How often do the resource worlds reset?

A: The resource worlds reset monthly to ensure there is a consistent availability of materials for players.

The Balding Explorer 1.21

balding, balding acceptance, balding and relationships, balding confidence, balding emotions, balding humor, balding husband, balding impact on mood, balding insecurities, balding jokes, balding men, balding partner, balding remedies, balding self-esteem, balding solutions, balding stress, balding struggles, balding support, Explorer, hair loss, male pattern baldness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	122	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, forget about my man’s balding head, come join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life!

We got pixelated blocks for days and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Plus, who needs hair when you can build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss?

Join us and let your inner blocky adventurer shine, balding or not!

Kissing Company Minecraft SMP

business idea, Company, curated collection, Entrepreneurship, female empowerment, female entrepreneurs, female-owned business, innovative business idea, kiss business, kiss for cash, kiss for hire, kiss for hire service, kiss for money, kiss for sale, kiss service, Kissing, kissing company, Minecraft, side hustle, Small Business, smp, Startup, unique business idea, women entrepreneurs

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a kissing company! That’s right, for just $5, you can get a kiss from one of our hand-picked ladies in the game. And let me tell you, these virtual kisses are worth every penny!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

SnowGlobeSurprise

christmas, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, devastation, disagreement, family, fragile, gift, insistence, parenting, prediction, regret, second guessing, Shattered, snow globe, SnowGlobeSurprise, Stingy, Strict, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of snow globes and the devastation that comes with breaking them! Join us for a world where fragile items are cherished and protected (or not, depending on how good you are at not dropping them).

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the delicate beauty of snow globes and understand the struggle of trying to keep them intact. Whether you’re a pro at handling fragile items or just enjoy the thrill of living on the edge, this server is the place for you.

Just like in the story above, you never know when a snow globe might shatter and bring chaos to your virtual world. But hey, at least you’ll get to enjoy it first before it inevitably breaks, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the excitement of living on the edge with fragile items. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the importance of listening to your wife (or not).

PublicPVPPrankster – Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, awkward, Body language, Boundaries, bystander intervention, Communication, Confrontation, consent, flirtation, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Move, personal space, Public, PublicPVPPrankster, reaction, Respect, self defense, smp, social norms, societal expectations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	260	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but raw potatoes as weapons. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants wishes to anyone who can find it.

So if you want to join a server where the sky is purple, the trees are made of candy, and the pigs wear top hats, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared to be attacked by flying squids and chased by dancing skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and the chance to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle. See you there, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! #bestserverever #llamalove #potatowarriors