There is nothing more beautiful than the great Void!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we have chicken races! And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. But watch out, because the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can even turn dirt into diamonds with a single oink!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Upgrade your PC, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our insane Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is home to the legendary Dragon Ball Z mod, where you can transform into your favorite DBZ characters and battle it out in epic showdowns. But be warned, the power levels are over 9000 and the stakes are higher than Goku’s hairline!
Not only that, but we have custom mini-games like “TwerkCraft” where you must shake your booty to survive, and “Parkour Panic” where you must navigate through a maze of lava while being chased by a herd of angry chickens.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for expedited access to the Special Story Chapter “Sand of Secrets”, where you’ll uncover hidden treasures and battle mystical creatures. Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Spectral Fantasies, Canyon Gloom (boss challenge), and the Seven-Day Carnival with insane minigames that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Redeem secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” in your settings to unlock special rewards and surprises. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our 100 Pity Banner Type Details for a chance to win epic loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at https://snowbreak.amazingseasun.com/ and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to save the world from a kike, but there are also flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the day and defeats the evil kike once and for all. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 258 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all, folks! Rumor has it that the owner of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get me started on the time they built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether!
Join us for insane adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! And don’t worry about falling into the lava, we have fire-resistant armor for all players.
But that’s not all, we also have special events like the “Sheep Olympics” where you can compete against other players in sheep-related mini-games. And if you win, you get a special sheep-themed weapon to show off to your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the wrong uncle like Rosa did. Trust us, you don’t want to deal with that kind of drama.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure as you compete against other players to see who can make their man the fattest and most comfortable waterbed in the land. Will you use cakes, pies, or maybe even pumpkin pie to achieve your goal? The possibilities are endless!
But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a lifetime supply of butter and a golden spatula to continue their fattening journey. So come on, join us and let the fattening begin!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret dance emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a K-pop concert where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.
So why wait? Join our K-pop Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings show tunes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
