| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️
⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7364 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3883 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
