| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Steak is a popular dish made from high-quality cuts of beef that are cooked to perfection. Known for its rich flavor and juicy texture, steak is a favorite choice for meat lovers around the world. Whether grilled, pan-seared, or broiled, steak is enjoyed in various forms and is often served with sides such as vegetables, potatoes, or salad. It is considered a staple in many cuisines and is celebrated for its versatility and delicious taste.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 511 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even find some virtual love along the way (because let’s face it, it’s probably the closest thing you’ll get to a relationship). Our server is filled with quirky characters, insane builds, and endless opportunities for fun.
So why waste your time in the real world when you can escape to our Minecraft SMP and finally experience what it’s like to be part of a community? Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Are you new to VR? No problem, we’ve got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models that will blow your mind. Need some tech or furry assets for your base? We’ve got those too, just check out the links we provided.
And let’s not forget about the bag o’ dicks we have for you to play with – it’s a real game-changer, literally. Plus, we have lewd meets happening in both EU and NA time zones, as well as non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Fucked Up Movie Thursday. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few other things). See you in the virtual world!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Imagine a world where Kamala could win all fifty states in Minecraft, but it wouldn’t matter because our Supreme Court will install Trump as president anyway. It’s a wild ride of political chaos and Minecraft adventures!
Join us and experience the thrill of red states with governors and legislatures refusing to certify results, leading to Trump’s Supreme Court ruling that states can vote however they want. Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia, and more will all vote for Trump in the electoral college despite the popular vote choosing Kamala.
Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting party music. Or how about the time when a group of chickens formed a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you have to navigate through booby-trapped mazes filled with exploding sheep and lava pits. And don’t even get us started on the annual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual hot dogs in 60 seconds. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the year!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil villagers? Where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of jello? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, pants are optional but a sense of humor is required.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for a wild ride where Xal’atath herself will see your post history and judge you based on your memes. But don’t worry, she’s a cool gal and will welcome you with open tentacles.
We’ve got a content update that will blow your mind, just like that time when a group of Worgen and Draenei allied races teamed up to take down a giant spider boss. It was epic, trust us.
Our NA guild, GLOBOFOMO, on Moon Guard is where all the cool kids hang out. We throw the best parties and have the most epic raid nights. And don’t even get us started on our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn. Those guys are wild, you won’t believe the shenanigans they get up to.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with Xal’atath herself.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
