| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9926 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 428 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.
Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
