| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 254 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2477 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.
2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.
3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.
4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.
So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!
Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 4354 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
