| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2233 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.
So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 87 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?
Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!
So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?
But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!
IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow
Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.
But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!
Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.
Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.
Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.
Are you ready to experience the magic?
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3265 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
WakeCraft is a totally new server in version 1.21 that is survival/vanilla/custom and we have an economy, protection blocks, infernal mobs, crates, etc. We have new content.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1666 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
