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RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	778877
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Mines Excavated:	3637	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4948

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mines Excavated:	3937
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	985	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	580315
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	61	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	102520	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	523251
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	380	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7037
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2