| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6171 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6782 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 26 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 104 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
