No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4584 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2979 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2958 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 142 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
