No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! We have AI chatbots, Blender models, low poly models, and mods galore! Want to retaliate against Mia after she takes your normal pills? Join our server and find out how! And don’t forget to check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4927 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”
Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Server Version | All the Mods 9 |
|---|---|
| Location | U.S |
| Availability | 24/7 |
| Duration | ~1 week |
| Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Support | LGBT friendly |
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.
Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?
A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.
Q: How can I protect my home area?
A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.
Q: Is Discord required to join the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
