☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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TheosisMC Server Overview

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Server Details

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Towns Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6542

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

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Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyTimeStopper

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Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ores Mined:	6228	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

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come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrideCraftHairHide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7581	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	629
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Bridge Battle

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so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	293
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.