Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
