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| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 234 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!
So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.
Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.
So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!
But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.
so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 288 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Server Launch Date | 2024-09-10 |
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| Community | 18+ |
| Features | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs |
Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age requirement to join the server? | Yes, the community is 18+. |
| What are some of the unique features on the server? | Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy. |
| How can I join the community on discord? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz |
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 394 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5476 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.
So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a day filled with epic battles against giant chickens, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and trying to survive the wrath of the infamous “Troll King” who will prank you at every turn.
Forget about peaceful farming and trading, on our server you’ll be dodging explosive sheep, racing against flying pigs, and trying to outbuild a group of mischievous leprechauns.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride and want to experience Minecraft like never before, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the mobs go to let loose after a hard day of terrorizing players.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Crops Grown: | 3155 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also trying to survive against a horde of zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). But be careful, because these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for blood and will stop at nothing to take you down.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you die in the game, you have to do a ridiculous dance in real life and post it in our Discord server for everyone to see. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see just how crazy things can get when you mix Minecraft with a healthy dose of insanity. Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens – they’re not to be messed with.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 8141 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 804 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
