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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3321 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!