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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7940 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!