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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5580 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 90 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 454883 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!