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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2429 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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