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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2916 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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