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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9309 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
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