Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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