Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Towns Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 141
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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